Funny Wisdoms ...  

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say..........

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......

So why practice?

 Since light travels faster than sound,

 people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Every man should marry.

 After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

 The wise never marry.

 and when they marry they become otherwise.

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,

If your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Never put off the work till tomorrow

When you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"

 So go to sleep  

There should be a better way to start a day

 than waking up every morning  

"Hard work never kills anybody"

 But why take the risk!  

 "Work fascinates me"

 I can look at it for hours!  

The more you learn, the more you know,

 The more you know, the more you forget

 The more you forget, the less you know

 So.. why learn?!?

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