Helpdesk Jokes ...

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

 

Customer: Hi, this is Celina. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note...

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry .

 

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?
 

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ?

Customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !
 

Customer: Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
 

Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ?

Customer: No.
 

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
 

Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

 

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 feet away.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work !
 

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a

capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

 

A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was ?

Customer: Five stars.
 

Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
 

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !
   

Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
 

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